According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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