at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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