I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
