so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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