She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
someone owes me an orgasm
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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