her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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