i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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