were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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