The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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