I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
my liver is dry heaving
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
