My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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