An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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