Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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