Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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