The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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