Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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