dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
