It's Friday. Sex?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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