Small penises have feelings too.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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