Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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