I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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