but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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