who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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