I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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