I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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