found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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