the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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