if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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