His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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