I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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