The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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