were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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