If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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