just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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