he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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