you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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