Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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