Yo dont text me then not text me
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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