Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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