I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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