your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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