The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I fill condoms, not promises.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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