Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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