Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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