p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
