p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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