At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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