How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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