do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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