Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Help. Why am I so naked?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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