Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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