do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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